Original worlds built across games, music, books, film, toys, publications, and live performance.

THE PENGUIN

We Expected Better.

Coming soon: a new satirical newspaper from the South Atlantic.

Each edition of The Penguin brings together seven stories examining politics, culture, money, technology, public life, wildlife, and the continuing mystery of human decision-making.

Written with the straight face of a serious newspaper and the patience of a penguin watching from very far away.

Seven stories. One deeply unimpressed bird.

Satire from the South Atlantic.

Observing humanity from a safe distance.

THETA ANCHORAGE — STATION TRAFFIC

Coming soon from the world of Myzus Imperium.

Listen in on the working channels of Theta Anchorage as ships arrive, berths open, crews transfer, damaged vessels return, and Imperial traffic moves through one of the great outer-system fleet stations.

No narrator. Just the station, its people, and the traffic passing through.

FLOODWAY 13

A long-form Haunted Storm Audio experience from Merrow Falls.

The storm has settled over the town again.

Heavy rain strikes the windows. Cars push through flooded streets. Distant thunder rolls across the valley while police, fire, rescue crews, tow operators and public works remain active through the night.

Most of what passes over the radio is ordinary.

Road closures. Flood warnings. Stranded vehicles. Rising water. Crews checking buildings and clearing streets.

But sometimes something else gets through.

A voice from an empty building.

A transmission heard twice.

A television playing where nobody should be.

A figure standing motionless in the floodwater.

And occasionally, Channel 13 appears where it does not belong. There is no narrator.

No explanation.

Just the storm, the town, the emergency traffic — and whatever is still broadcasting.

Put on your headphones, stay inside, and listen to the rain.

FLOODWAY 13

MERROW FALLS

CHANNEL 13 FLOODWAY

Haunted Storm Audio from the world of Dollhouse Street.

NEVER GIVE IN is the first track from British Battlefield’s upcoming 10-song album, Dead Men Take Everything. A hockey anthem from the world of Sports Command, produced by ZIOAN and built for the pressure, noise and fight of the stadium.

Coming soon.

RIPPER QUARTER — THE RED DOOR ORCHESTRA is a Victorian-era in-world music release from Rock Towne, Nova Scotia.

Cheerful street music, parlour melodies and gaslit orchestra pieces drift through one of The Bound’s darkest quarters — masking the sounds beneath.

MOORE GUARD TRIUMPH BAND

Coming soon from the world of Eat The Rookies. A new 30+ minute in-world military music audio release from Port Marel, Nova Scotia. Inspired by late-Georgian and Napoleonic-era British military music, Triumph Band features drums, fifes, horns and period-style marching music associated with the Moore Guard and the Armoury District overlooking the Abyss.

The collection will move between disciplined marches, ceremonial pieces, darker military passages and tragic, reflective music tied to the legacy of Sir John Moore. This is not a radio broadcast. It is music being performed inside Port Marel itself.

From Rigger & Trigger Toys And Games Ltd.

PIRATE KILLER EVENINGS — AT OGLE COURT

From the world of Eat The Rookies.

An evening collection of live period instrumental music from Ogle Court, Chaloner Ogle's private residence on Delegation Row in Rock Towne, Nova Scotia.

As Ogle receives select guests, smokes his pipe, drinks, talks over the affairs of The Bound, and enjoys the rewards of a life spent hunting pirates, his personal musicians perform nearby.

This is not a radio broadcast. It is music being played live inside Ogle Court itself.

LEPRECHAUN BANK — MUSIC FROM THE VAULTS

From the world of Eat The Rookies.

A 46-minute collection of Irish-inspired in-world music from the undead city of Rock Towne, Nova Scotia.

Inside Leprechaun Bank, fiddle, cello, deep bass and driving rhythm accompany the work of the Mint District — pirate coin counted, bank notes authenticated, ledgers worked and vaults kept beneath the green lamps.

Fast, strange, dark and increasingly powerful, the music moves from Irish fiddle into heavy rhythmic passages, eerie strings and deep vault-floor bass.

This is not a radio broadcast. It is music being played inside Rock Towne itself.

Listen to Gran Folaria.

Enter the world of Ant Cartels through full audio editions of The Pheromone Standard — news, crime, politics, trade, and the stories unfolding across the colony.

Listen to Ravexa.

Enter the world of Ant Cartels through La Frecuencia Azul — broadcasts, propaganda, recovered transmissions, road reports, rumours, and the voices carrying across Ravexa Province.

Listen to San Vitra.

Enter the world of Ant Cartels through Radio Altavista — tea estates, harvests, auction houses, mountain weather, local businesses, provincial culture, trade, and the voices carrying across San Vitra Province.

Listen to Attavera.

Enter the world of Ant Cartels through Groundworks Bureau — university life, Leafcutter science, forestry, fungal chemistry, markets, research, freight, student culture, local businesses, and the voices moving through Attavera Province.

Listen to The Bound.

Enter the world of Eat The Rookies through full audio editions of The Rock Towne Gazette — news, finance, politics, crime, strange notices, and the stories unfolding beneath Nova Scotia.